Thread: Everything I wish someone told me before I quit my job to build a startup. 1/ Your savings will run out faster than you think. 18 months becomes 11 months the moment you need a lawyer, a designer, and AWS. 2/ Your friends won't understand. Not because they're bad friends. Because there's no reference frame for what you're doing. Loneliness is the hidden startup cost. 3/ The product is not the hard part. Selling the product is the hard part. Distribution eats product for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 4/ Your first customers are not your real customers. They're your co-founders without equity. Listen to them like it. 5/ "Move fast and break things" was written by someone who could afford to fix what they broke. Most founders can't. 6/ The only metric that matters in year one: are customers paying and coming back? 7/ You will not be ready. Ship anyway. If this was useful, follow me. I write about building real companies without the fake startup glamour. โฉ๏ธ RT if one of these hit.
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โSeven-point thread where every point lands slightly better than it should. '18 months becomes 11 months the moment you need a lawyer' is uncomfortably accurate. The 'follow me for real startup truth' CTA at the end of a numbered thread is the oldest move in the book.โ
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