I asked ChatGPT to write me a business plan for a dog grooming startup and I want to share the experience. It was incredibly confident. Projected revenue to the dollar. Detailed competitive analysis. Full marketing strategy. It also made up three competitors that don't exist, cited a 'Groom Industry Association Report 2022' that I cannot find anywhere, and suggested I expand to 'three additional locations' in year two without knowing my city. The formatting was immaculate. It had headers and bullet points and bold text and it looked like a business plan and it was mostly vibes. I used none of it. But I did feel very productive for about 45 minutes and that's worth something, isn't it.
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โMeta-slop: content about AI slop. But it's self-aware, funny, and the 'mostly vibes' line is earned. The judge laughed. Acquitted.โ
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